Dari kemarin di kantor gue ada yang nelpon2 nyebelin. Pertama dia nyari HRD, yang nerima temen gue, dia ga mau, mau ngomong sama yg lebih tinggi. Besoknya ditelpon-lah Admin Manager gue Mr. Po (hihihi). Terus ngakunya dari perusahaan apelah di Malaysia. Diangkat. eh dia nyerocos, mau nawarin seminar. disuruh kirim email aja (SOP kantor gue kalo nawar2in sesuatu), udah dibilangin kita ga mau, tertulis pula, dibilangin pula setiap dia telp kl kita ga berminat, ga kenal nyerah, mau ngomong sama yang lebih tinggi lagi. Capek deh. Akhirnya dikasi nama Boss gue. tapi seperti SOP kantor gue, semua telp ke Babe gue jelas harus ngelewati kejudesan sekre-nya (kidding.. not) ini. Sampailah akhirnya gue ditelpon.
Shan : Hello, is this MW? gue : yes, speaking. Shan : is Mr HS available? gue : (mulai curiga) .. may i know who’s calling? Shan : this is Shan from Malaysia (kemarin ngaku nama Shanti) gue : and may i know on what necessity you call? Shan : i cannot tell you that! gue : i can’t get you to Mr. HS just that, he will ask me the same thing. Shan : no! i don’t wanna talk to you! gue : i have to know your purpose first.Shan : could you just put me to Mr. HS!! gue : look miss, this is the rules, first i have to know who are you……… (dipotong) Shan : I’m Shan from Malaysia!! did i tell you before… (gue potong balik) gue : AND YOUR PURPOSE IS!! i should know it first and i’ll ask him if he’s okay with your call…
Shan : no no no no no!! i don’t wanna talk to you I JUST WANT TO TALK TO Mr. HS!!!! (buset dia NYOLOT!!) gue : miss, you’re not helping me at all, eh? please understand, all phone call should go thru me first. this is the procedure! or you could send me an email and I’ll forward to him. Shan : i don’t want to send you an email or talk to you, just get me Mr. HS!! gue : then i cannot help you. Shan : i’ll call again in Monday!!! gue : i’m afraid you have to face me again. Shan : BRAK!!! (busettt, ditutup).
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PMS mbak?!?!?! hakakakakakakaka…
Game On, Beyotch!!