God,
Louis Vuitton, Armani, Which art in Hermes,
Hallowed be thy Gucci.
Thy Cartier watch,
Thy Prada Shoes On Rodeo, as it is in Tiffany’s.
Give us this day our Visa Platinum
And forgive us this overdraft,
As we forgive those who decline our Mastercard.
Lead us into Harrods,
And deliver us from Sears.
And deliver us from Sears.
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace,
For Dolce and Gabana…
Ameen
this cool-prayers taken from : HERE